UMPIRE Agent Doctor
Design simulation · synthetic fleet · 7-day baseline vs today

Fleet — six agents under mandate

What the Doctor is. A monitor that reads the Guardian's receipts and the model's own telemetry, compares today against each agent's seven-day behavioural baseline, and turns deviations into a diagnosis and a prescription. It never acts on its own: every prescription is a proposal to a human, and the risky ones go through maker-checker.

Vitals — select an agent

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Diagnosis and prescription

Findings appear here once an agent is selected.